Arrabella Candellarbra, a beautiful, flaxen-haired maiden trained in all things warrior-like by the most famous warriors of all – The Reginas – embarks on a quest to claim her birthright and to wield the power of all the lands. She is joined by the perfect specimen of manliness, the loin-cloth clad and well-oiled, Lord Langley Kilkenny.
The pair team with the very fey fairy Prince Jim of the pistachio tights and magic arrows, and the icicle-bearded Gary, the wisest of all wizards.
But what happens when the four are pitted against the evilest of evil beings in all of the lands – the terrifying Betty-Sue and her minions – the Saw-Toothed Bunnies, the Viscous Tongued Frogs and the Barella Monkeys?
What happens? Well, an epic fantasy quest that ensures no questy-thing will ever be the same again.
With a host of characters and creatures never before assembled in one story, there’ll be love and lust, action and inaction, battles, incantations, sexual shenanigans and high-kicking sing-a-longs.
What happens? Hilarity – that’s what!




Congratulations and can’t wait to read it. Sounds like a riot. Great website and best of luck.
Thank you so much, Amra! It’s fantastic to have the support of our friends and writing buddies.
Very excited for you. Can’t wait to read it – is the eBook available already too? xox
The eBook will be released at the same time as the paperback (I think)! Hopefully we’ll see you at the launch party in September, Rose, so we can sign your eReader.
Thanks for the love! xx
This is just too awesome……congrats A.K Wrox!
Thank you, Chele! xxx
Mega congratulations on the publication!
Thank you so much!
Your conversational blog just had me in fits of laughter, you two are awesome!
Glad you liked it, Chele … we were in fits of laughter the night we wrote it!
Hey Awesome Gals – just wanted to let others know, that included in all your writing, creating, reviewing and all things bloggified, you managed to do a hell of a lot of mentoring and hand holding, for some new would be writers of short stories. For this, we are very grateful. Oh, and the book will be awesome.
A collective sigh of “aaaw” just went up from both halves of A.K.
That’s quite a compliment coming from one of the few people in the world who has actually heard some of it! Thanks, Gaile!
This has made my day. I wish all psotgins were this good.
congrats A.k. Wrox cant wait for the book to be in my hands
Thank you!
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Well Girls This book sounds great cant` wait to read on !
Well done and good luck !
Thanks Melissa! We can’t wait either.
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